Carl & ellie (phim hoạt hình vút bay)

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Carl Hiaasen was born và raised in Florida, where he still lives.

A graduate of the University of Floridomain authority, at age 23 he joined The Miamày Herald as a city-desk reporter and went on khổng lồ work for the newspaper’s weekly magazine và prize-winning investigations team.

From 1985 lớn 2021 he wrote a regular opinion column, which at one time or another thrashed just about every major politician in the state -- and occasionally his own bosses. One of Hiaasen"s proudest moments came when a Miamày City Commissioner who was enraged by the columns introduced a resolution officially denouncing him.

Hiaasen began writing novels in early 1980s with his good friend và fellow journalist, the late William D. Montalbano. They collaborated on three mystery thrillers – Powder Burn, Trap Line & Death in China – which borrowed heavily from their reporting experiences.

Tourist Season, published in 1986, was Hiaasen’s first solo novel. GQ magazine called it “one of the 10 best destination reads of all time,” though it failed khổng lồ frighten a single tourist away from Floridomain authority. His next effort, Double Whammy, was the first (và possibly only) novel ever written about sex, murder và corruption on the professional bass-fishing tour.

Since then, Hiaasen has published Skin Tight, Native Tongue & eleven national bestsellers – Strip Tease, Stormy Weather, Lucky You, Siông chồng Puppy, Basket Case, Skinny Dip, Nature Girl, Star Island, Bad Monkey, Razor Girl, và his lathử nghiệm, Squeeze Me, which opened at #2 on the New York Times Bestseller List. All the novels are set in Florida, where they are read more as documentary than fiction.

Hiaasen is also responsible for several popular novels for young readers: His first, Hoot, won a Newbery Honor và was made into lớn a feature film starring Brie Larson, Luke Wilson và Logan Lerman. It was directed by Wil Shriner, và produced by Jimmy Buffett và Frank Marshall. Buffett plays a teacher in the movie, while the author himself makes an awkward cameo for which he has deservedly received exactly 35 cents in acting royalties.

Hiaasen"s other books for young readers include Flush, Scat, Chomp and Skink, which introduced one of his wildest characters lớn a teen audience. His latest middle-grade novel, Squirm, takes place in both Floridomain authority & Montana, an entire state with half as many people as Miami-Dade County.

In addition to lớn the novels, Hiaasen has authored several nonfiction books. The first, Team Rodent, is a wry but unsparing rant against the Disney empire và its grip on American culture. In 2008 he wrote The Downhill Lie, which chronicles his ill-advised return to the sport of golf after a “much-needed” 32-year hiatus.

In 2018 he published Assume the Worst -- The Graduation Speech You"ll Never Hear, which was illustrated by the artist Roz Chast , whose work regularly appears in The New Yorker.

Together, Hiaasen"s books have sầu been published in 34 languages, which is 33 more than he can read or write. The London Observer has called hyên “America’s finest satirical novecác mục,” while Janet Maslin of the Thành Phố New York Times has compared hyên ổn to Preston Sturges and S.J. Perelman.

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The trade paperbaông xã edition of Squeeze Me, including a new bonus epilogue, is now available.

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Squeeze Me debuted at number 2 on the Thành Phố New York Times Bestseller List for Combined Print & E-Book Fiction.

Squeeze Me, captures the Trump era with Carl"s inimitable savage humor và wonderful, eccentric characters. A surefire best seller. Bookmenu called Squeeze Me a “rampagingly funny satire.” Read the full Reviews here.

Buy Squeeze Me now.

"...if you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy. In in its themes & its wild imagination, Squeeze Me offers some familiar pleasures, akin lớn a Greatest Hits collection. Anyone who"s read him will know what a prime recommendation that is."

― Janet Maslin, The Thành Phố New York Times

"Carl Hiaasen remains the undefeated, unscored-upon conscience of Floridomain authority, maybe the conscience of the whole country. I laughed & laughed & laughed while I read Squeeze Me – until I remembered, hey, I live sầu in Palm Beach! Oh yeah, spoiler alert – the pybé nhỏ did it."

― James Patterson


Carl delivers a wildly entertaining novel involving snakes, grizzlies, a missing dad, a menacing drone, & more! Buy Squirm.


Read Carl"s tribute to lớn his brother Rob Hiaasen và the others who died in the mass shooting at the Annapolis Capital Gazette.


I am devastated và heartsichồng to confirm the loss of my wonderful brother Rob today in the mass shooting in the newsroom at the Annapolis Capital Gazette. Rob was an editor và columnist at the paper, và one of the most gentle and funny people I"ve ever known. He spent his whole gifted career as a journadanh sách, & he believed profoundly in the craft & mission of serving the public"s right to know the news.

We called hlặng Big Rob because he was so tall, but it was his remarkable heart & humor that made hyên ổn larger than all of us.

Please keep our family in your thoughts & prayers tonight.

Hug your loved ones lượt thích there"s no tomorrow.

– Carl Hiaasen


Razor Girl, Carl"s new full-tilt, razor-sharp, unstoppably hilarious và entertaining novel, is now available in paperback.

When Lane Coolman"s oto is bashed from behind on the road khổng lồ the Florida Keys, what appears to lớn be an ordinary accident is anything but. Behind the wheel of the other oto is Merry Mansfield--the eponymous Razor Girl – và the crash scam is only the beginning of events that spiral crazily out of control while unleashing some of the wildest characters Hiaasen has ever mix loose on the page.

Video: Carl discusses Razor Girl.

Free Excerpt from Razor Girl.

Buy Razor Girl.


Now available in paperback: Skink – No Surrender, Carl"s first book for teens, spent five weeks on the Thành Phố New York Times Best Sellers List.

It was recently selected for the 2015 edition of Best Children’s Books of the Year, by the Bank Street College Center for Children’s Literature.

Buy Skink – No Surrender. | Read an excerpt. | Watch the trailer.


Carl"s new book of advice for young people – Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You"ll Never Hear – is now available.

This is Oh, the Places You"ll Never Go – the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate"s future. And what he or she can or can"t vày about it.


Nine weeks on the Thủ đô New York Times Bestseller List. Now available as a trade paperback.

With Bad Monkey, Carl Hiaasen is bachồng doing what he does best: spinning a wickedly funny, fiercely pointed tale in which the greedy, the corrupt, và the degraders of pristine l& get their comeuppance.

Buy Bad Monkey. | Read an excerpt. | Watch the trailer.

Vince Vaughn will star in Apple TV"s new series based on Bad Monkey. Shooting starts next year! NPR"s Peter O"Dowd interviewed Carl about his retirement as a Miangươi Herald columnist. Dave sầu Barry"s take on Carl"s retirement Carl"s last column in The Miamày Herald appeared March 14. Read the full story about his retirement. Watch Carl"s interview with Dave sầu Barry about Squeeze Me, hosted by Book Passage. "The Trump era is truly Carl Hiaasen’s moment." ― Read The Washington Post"s Đánh Giá of Squeeze Me. Check out Carl"s interview about Squeeze Me on NPR"s Here và Now. Read The New Republic"s Squeeze Me đánh giá. Listen to Carl"s Squeeze Me interview on NPR"s Fresh Air. Read CrimeReads" guide to lớn Carl"s classics, including an exclusive sầu excerpt from Carl’s new bookSqueeze Me. The BBC"s Stephen Sackur interviewed Carl about Floridomain authority. CrimeReads features Carl"s 10 greatest novel openings. Carl was interviewed on NPR"s "All Things Considered" about gun violence và his brother"s death.

Check out David Geherin"s new book Carl Hiaasen: Sunshine State Satirist.

Barnes & Noble named Squirm one of their Best Books of 2018.

Squirm opened at #2 on the National Indie Bestseller List for middle-grade readers for Sept. 30, và it will be #4 on The New York Tmes Bestseller List for middle-grade books the week of Oct. 14.

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Hear Carl speak about Squirm on the Mike Lupica podcast.

Apprentice House published Float Plan, a novel by Carl"s brother, Rob Hiaasen, who was senselessly killed in The Capital Gazette shooting.

The book can be purchased here. All proceeds benefit Everytown for Gun Safety.

See Carl"s appearance on CBS Sunday Morning lớn discuss Assume the Worst.

Carl DJ"d an episode of "Paperbaông chồng Writers" on BBC"s Radio 6.

Watch A look baông xã at 2017 with Dave sầu Barry & Carl Hiaasen. From WPLG in Miamày.

Banned in TexasCarl"s novel Double Whammy is now forbidden in Texas prisons. Read details in The Thủ đô New York Times. Carl’s reaction: “I’m flattered.”

Razor Girl opened at number 2 on the Thủ đô New York Times Bestseller List, & scored excellent reviews in The Thủ đô New York Times & on NPR.

Carl discusses humor as a tool khổng lồ fight injustice on Talking Volumes.

For the lakiểm tra news about Carl, sign up for Knopf Doubleday"s Carl Hiaasen Newsletter.

Hear Carl discussing Disney in Studio 360"s show about Disney Theme Parks.

Read Carl"s new interview in Forbes.

Read Carl"s interview in Florida Trkết thúc.(1 MB PDF download).

Listen khổng lồ Carl"s Skink interview on NPR’s Here & Now.

Watch Carl"s lachạy thử đoạn Clip interview about Skink – No Surrender.

Read them here, free: the first 3 chapters of Skink – No Surrender.

Cheông chồng out Random House"s Skink – No Surrender site.

Read Carl"s columns in the Miangươi Herald.

Watch Carl in conversation with Margaret Atwood, author of The Handmaid"s Tale & Oryx và Crake.

Read a solid feature about Carl from Garden and Gun magazine.

Watch Carl Hiaasen profiled on 60 Minutes.

Hoot – The Movie

Three middle schoolers take on greedy land developers, corrupt politicians, & clueless cops in this mystery adventure based on Carl Hiaasen’s Newbery Honor-winning book.