So, I’ve been a bad blogger lately. Haven’t been posting and no posts in reserve means Racing Bananas hasn’t been getting any love lately. Poor blog, right?! I have absolutely nothing insightful to share with you today, but I realized I have some obnoxious pictures saved on my phone that make me laugh – so I figured it was a good idea to share with you all as well!
I am terrified of snakes. My friends think it’s hilarious to send me pictures of snakes (why??? Jerks). This would be my reaction if I found a snake in my home. Total annihilation.
Basically the best throwback Thursday pic I’ve ever seen. Oddly enough, my parents thought this was more hilarious than I did. I can’t decide if that makes them awesome or weird. Both seems the most fitting answer.
Really no words needed. Just belly laughing. Because it’s true.
I love people.
Yes. Also fitting this week because my mother sent me home last weekend with a bag of Reese’s Eggs. Let’s just say I’ll never make the mistake of bringing them into my home again! #eatallthereeseseggs
Legit is part of my vocabulary. Yes, I have my Masters degree. #fail
JUST IN CASE!
Universal rule. Stop being so nosy, people! My phone is filled with an embarrassing number of selfies that I may need to use in an upcoming Instagram collage. #noshame
Example? Erudite in Divergent. I’ve been pronouncing it as “air-ed-you-dite.” Not how it was pronounced in the movie. Weird how they got that wrong…
Whatever. I love hashtags. I hash all day. I hash in texts. I hash on g chat. I hash EVERYWHERE.
Boom. Hope you have a good weekend!
- Tell me your favorite joke!