So, I’ve been a bad blogger lately. Haven’t been posting and no posts in reserve means Racing Bananas hasn’t been getting any love lately. Poor blog, right?! I have absolutely nothing insightful to share with you today, but I realized I have some obnoxious pictures saved on my phone that make me laugh – so I figured it was a good idea to share with you all as well!

Sexy back

Amiright?

Snake
I am terrified of snakes. My friends think it’s hilarious to send me pictures of snakes (why??? Jerks). This would be my reaction if I found a snake in my home. Total annihilation.

Old Pic

Basically the best throwback Thursday pic I’ve ever seen. Oddly enough, my parents thought this was more hilarious than I did. I can’t decide if that makes them awesome or weird. Both seems the most fitting answer.

instagram

Really no words needed. Just belly laughing. Because it’s true.

woody

I love people.

May

Oh Justin.

reeses

Yes. Also fitting this week because my mother sent me home last weekend with a bag of Reese’s Eggs. Let’s just say I’ll never make the mistake of bringing them into my home again! #eatallthereeseseggs

legit

Legit is part of my vocabulary. Yes, I have my Masters degree. #fail

Hungry

 JUST IN CASE!

phone

Universal rule. Stop being so nosy, people! My phone is filled with an embarrassing number of selfies that I may need to use in an upcoming Instagram collage. #noshame

sub

Example? Erudite in Divergent. I’ve been pronouncing it as “air-ed-you-dite.” Not how it was pronounced in the movie. Weird how they got that wrong…

hashtag

Whatever. I love hashtags. I hash all day. I hash in texts. I hash on g chat. I hash EVERYWHERE.

Boom. Hope you have a good weekend!

Your Turn:

  • Tell me your favorite joke!

 

12 Thoughts on “Friday Funnies

  1. The snake and spider one is terrifying–I don’t mind snakes (as long as they’re not poisonous, then I generally scream like a little girl and run away), but I cannot STAND spiders. Or bugs in general. I had to get one of my friends to come to my room the other day just to kill a bug because I wasn’t about to go within 10 feet of that thing.
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  2. Hahaha oh my goodness, the don’t scroll left or right one is so true!! Not that I have anything to hide, but I didn’t give you permisison to look through my phone!
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  3. These were pretty funny. I totally understand I have been trying to plan out some post sometimes hard to get ideas.
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  4. I always have reaaaallly lame jokes because, well, I’m probably really lame.

    But don’t worry about snakes – Jesse is absolutely terrified of them and once he came home to find a snake IN his house so he went at it with an axe (which I was more concerned about why he had an axe in his house haha) and in the process of killing said snake, he managed to make holes in the floor across his entire laundry room because he wanted to make sure it was really dead.

    I was then the mean fiance (at the time) who told him the snakes family would come to avenge its death ;P
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  5. Haha you just gave me a whole post filled with laughter! Seriously, I can’t stop smiling. Thank you for this. :’)
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  6. Reese’s Eggs are the best! I love hashtags, not gonna lie. I totally make up a name if the name is too funky. :)
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